at home, senator john mccain tweeted, so he wants to be the first iranian in space. wasn't he there just last week? then posted a link to the monkey in space. that monkey. some people called the joke racist. they started to get a lot of complaints so he tweeted this. lighten up, folks, can't everyone take a joke? i'm with john mccain. if you can't call mahmoud ahmadinejad a monkey, who can you call a monkey? [ applause ] we should probably keep him off insta-gram. he could start a war or something. this is a touching story. a french tattoo artist met a young lady. this is young lady. looks like a relatively normal young girl. less than 24 hours after they met, she allowed him to tattoo his name on her face. which means she either really loves him or really hates her parents. it could be both. they met online. they met on o my god what happened to your face book. and this is a picture of the happy couple. she's going to spend the rest of her life saying hey, my boobs are down here. they say they're planning to get married. once you get a name tattooed on the face, you